Because Flirting Is Basically a Superpower
Let’s be real—teasing is an art.
It’s the wink in a message. The playful bite. The “almost but not quite” that leaves him absolutely wrecked (in the best way).
Whether you’re in a new situationship or a full-blown “he knows your coffee order” relationship, a well-placed teasing text will have him smiling like a fool… or biting his lip trying to focus.
This list is your flirty little arsenal.
Use it wisely. Or recklessly. I won’t judge.
Playful Teasing Texts to Make Him Smile
These are cute, cheeky, and flirty without giving too much away.
Perfect for keeping the mood light and fun.
1. I was going to wear something sexy today, but I figured I’d save that for when you behave.
2. I thought about texting something innocent… then I remembered who I was talking to.
3. I may or may not be wearing your hoodie. And nothing else.
4. Guess what I’m not wearing right now.
5. You’re not even trying and still driving me wild. Rude.
6. I bet you think you’re the hot one in this duo. Cute.
7. You looked way too good yesterday. I’m still annoyed about it.
8. You’re lucky I like you. Otherwise, I wouldn’t let you get away with looking that good.
9. Don’t get too cocky just because you’re cute.
10. I had a dream about you last night. You were misbehaving. Again.
Cheeky Texts That Hint at More
These flirt hard but don’t give it all away.
He’ll be dying to know what’s really on your mind.
11. I won’t tell you what I’m thinking right now. But it involves you, a bed, and zero clothes.
12. Want to know what I’d do if I was with you right now?
13. I was going to behave… but then your name popped up.
14. You make it really hard to stay innocent.
15. You’re distracting me. I hope you’re happy.
16. Let’s just say… I’d rather be under you than under pressure right now.
17. If you play your cards right, you might get a surprise later.
18. I’ve been good all day. Tempt me.
19. You have no idea what I’ve been thinking about doing to you.
20. I’m not even going to pretend I’m not turned on right now.
Mischievous “Almost-Naughty” Texts
Not quite NSFW, but just one button away.
Perfect for those mid-day text bombs that catch him off guard.
21. I’m not saying I’m wearing lingerie right now… but I’m also not not saying that.
22. I just walked past the mirror and blushed thinking of you.
23. If I told you what I’m picturing right now, you’d never focus again.
24. Wanna play a game? It starts with truth or dare… and ends with fewer clothes.
25. You’ve officially ruined me for anyone else. Hope you’re proud.
26. I’m feeling a little reckless. Text me something I can’t show my friends.
27. Let’s pretend we’re strangers meeting at a bar. And things escalate. Fast.
28. Be honest. You miss the way I whisper your name, don’t you?
29. I’ve got a surprise for you next time. Think lace.
30. Are you free later? I’ve got something to… show you.
Texts That Get His Imagination Running
Say less, imply more. These will live rent-free in his mind all day.
31. I’m in the mood for trouble.
32. Three guesses what I’m doing right now… and I bet you’ll be wrong.
33. You’d love what I just tried on. Too bad you’re not here to see it.
34. Stop thinking about me. (Actually, don’t.)
35. I’ve got a secret. And no, I’m not telling… yet.
36. Bet you can’t guess where I want your hands.
37. I’ve got a new favorite spot for you to kiss.
38. I may or may not have just thought of you in the shower.
39. I’d describe my outfit… but I’d rather show you.
40. You’re going to regret not being here right now. In the best way.
Text Teases to Build Serious Tension
These are pure slow-burn gold.
Use them when you want to drive him just to the edge.
41. I almost sent a pic. Then I remembered I like watching you squirm.
42. I could send you something spicy… but I like making you wait.
43. I’ve been teasing you in my head all day. Want in on the fantasy?
44. I’ll only send it if you beg.
45. You’re not ready for the things I want to do to you.
46. Let’s just say my thoughts haven’t been… innocent.
47. I want you to imagine the sound I make when you touch me.
48. I dare you to out-tease me. You won’t win.
49. I’ll give you one hint. It’s red. And barely covers anything.
50. You don’t know it yet, but I’m about to be your favorite problem.
Lighthearted But Still Flirty
Not everything has to be serious. These are fun, sexy, and a little sarcastic.
51. I’d say I’m thinking about you, but that sounds too wholesome.
52. Can you behave today, or should I stop texting you?
53. If you were here, we wouldn’t get anything productive done.
54. I like you. But more when you’re shirtless.
55. You’re not cute. You’re dangerous.
56. If your job fires you for being too distracting, blame me.
57. I’ve got 99 problems and most of them are you being hot.
58. Do you come with a warning label?
59. I’m starting to think you like driving me crazy.
60. I’ve decided: You’re my favorite way to waste time.
Spicy Hints to Save for the Evening
A few well-timed texts during the day can set up one very interesting night.
61. If you’re lucky, I’ll let you unwrap me later.
62. I’m already thinking about tonight. You should be too.
63. Don’t wear yourself out today. I’ve got plans.
64. Just practicing how to whisper your name between gasps.
65. If I show up in heels and nothing else, how would you react?
66. I want you breathless by bedtime.
67. Let’s skip dinner. I’ve got something else on the menu.
68. Later, you’re mine. Just saying.
69. I’ll be the reason you forget your to-do list tonight.
70. Hope your stamina’s good. You’ll need it.
Bold Teases That Push His Buttons
For when you feel extra daring.
Warning: may cause obsession.
71. I dare you to tell me your naughtiest thought. I’ll go next.
72. Just imagined you pinning me to the wall. Casual, right?
73. I like when you get a little rough. Oops, did I text that out loud?
74. You make me want to misbehave. A lot.
75. I want to hear you lose control. Over me.
76. You taste better in my imagination than dessert.
77. If I sent what I’m really thinking, we’d both need a cold shower.
78. Let’s play a game: who gives in first?
79. You’re dangerously close to making me break all my rules.
80. My body has a crush on you. My brain just gave up trying to stop it.
Quick One-Liners That Land Hard
Need a fast tease? These hit like a whisper in the dark.
81. I want you. Bad.
82. You ruin me. Every time.
83. Still aching for you.
84. Come take what’s yours.
85. You make me feel feral.
86. Just one taste? Please?
87. You wreck me and I like it.
88. I’m all yours. Make it count.
89. Can’t stop thinking about your hands.
90. I need your mouth. Everywhere.
Ending Texts That Leave Him Wanting More
The final flick of the flame. Send one before bed and watch what happens tomorrow.
91. Sleep tight… unless you’re dreaming of me. Then don’t stop.
92. I bet you’re hard just thinking about me.
93. The things I’d whisper to you right now…
94. Tomorrow, I’m yours. All of me.
95. Text me when you can handle how much I want you.
96. Just imagine me—lips parted, breathless, waiting.
97. I want to feel you lose control. Again.
98. Close your eyes. I’ll be the best dream you’ve ever had.
99. If you miss me tonight, use your imagination.
100. One day, I’m going to do everything I’ve teased you with. And then some.
How Teasing Texts Keep the Spark Alive
Flirty teasing is fun, addictive, and honestly a little dangerous (in the best way).
It keeps the energy alive, the tension high, and the connection buzzing.
It’s not just about what you say—it’s how you make him feel when you say it.
A Few Teasing Tips That Work Like Magic
- Be playful, not pushy
- Keep him guessing
- Confidence is hotter than any emoji
- Use timing to your advantage (mid-meeting? Even better)
- Know when to pull back… so you can tease again
Now go text something dangerously charming.
And enjoy the chaos you’re about to cause.