When a guy flirts with you, you’ve got two choices:
Smile and giggle…
Or hit him with a comeback so spicy he doesn’t know whether to flirt harder or fall in love.
I choose option two. Every time.
Whether you’re texting, chatting in person, or catching him sliding into your DMs, having a few flirty comebacks up your sleeve is a total power move.
Think confidence. Sass. A little heat. And just enough mystery to keep him wanting more.
Here are 90 spicy comebacks to send when he makes the first move—and you’re in the mood to keep him on his toes.
When He Says You’re Cute
- “You should see me when I’m trying.”
- “Aww, thanks. I was going for dangerously irresistible today.”
- “I know. It’s part of my charm.”
- “Cute? That’s all? I was aiming for heart-stopping.”
- “Careful… compliments make me mischievous.”
- “Say that again and I might let you kiss me.”
- “Flattery will get you everywhere, babe.”
- “Tell me something I don’t know.”
- “Cute enough to distract you or ruin your life?”
- “I could return the compliment, but I don’t want your ego exploding.”
When He Says You Look Hot
- “Good thing I’m fireproof.”
- “Hot enough to handle, or should I slow down?”
- “Then stop staring and do something about it.”
- “I dressed like this just to make your life harder.”
- “And you haven’t even seen the best part yet.”
- “You thinking ‘hot’ or ‘I-need-a-cold-shower’ hot?”
- “You’re lucky I’m in the mood to break hearts today.”
- “I’ll take that as permission to drive you crazy.”
- “Looks like I’m your favorite distraction now.”
- “Don’t burn yourself, babe. I come with a warning label.”
When He Gets Bold (And You’re In the Mood to Play Back)
- “Is that your best line, or are you holding back?”
- “If you’re trying to make me blush… keep going.”
- “You flirt like someone who knows he’s not ready for me.”
- “Careful. I bite back.”
- “You sure you’re ready for this level of trouble?”
- “Let’s see if your actions match your attitude.”
- “Is this flirting or foreplay?”
- “Keep talking like that and I might break my rules.”
- “Mmm, confident. I like that. Let’s test it.”
- “Prove it. Words are cute, but I like results.”
When He Says He Misses You
- “You missing me or just the way I kiss you?”
- “Aww. How badly? Scale of 1 to ‘I can’t sleep’?”
- “Say it again but make it sexy.”
- “Prove it. Your move.”
- “Miss me or the way I make you lose focus?”
- “You miss me now… imagine how you’ll feel later.”
- “Well, I’m addictive. Can’t blame you.”
- “You miss me? I’m flattered. What are you gonna do about it?”
- “Be careful… saying things like that gets you in trouble.”
- “I miss you too. But I’m also enjoying you begging a little.”
When He Sends a Flirty Text
- “So this is you being smooth? I’m impressed… slightly.”
- “You’re cute when you try to be slick.”
- “Say one more thing like that and I’ll be in your bed by midnight.”
- “If you wanted my attention… congrats.”
- “Is it getting hot in here or are you texting me again?”
- “Keep talking. I’m almost convinced you’re dangerous.”
- “You flirt like a man with no self-control. I like it.”
- “You just gave me butterflies… or was that hunger?”
- “Bold of you to assume I wouldn’t flirt back.”
- “So what’s your plan after seducing me?”
When He Talks Big (but You Know You’re the Real Deal)
- “Big words for someone who hasn’t even seen what I’m capable of.”
- “Keep bragging. I’ll make sure you live up to it.”
- “You talk like you know you’d lose control with me.”
- “Say less. Just show up ready.”
- “Oh, you’re confident. I’ll enjoy proving you right—or wrong.”
- “You sound like trouble. Lucky for you, I like chaos.”
- “Talk is cute. I prefer actions, hands, lips…”
- “I don’t need promises. I need performance.”
- “Let’s put that energy to the test. You game?”
- “Careful. I take dares seriously.”
When You Want to Keep It Spicy But Fun
- “Stop flirting or I’ll fall for you. Hard.”
- “Flirt with me like that again and I’ll make you stutter.”
- “You’re not wrong… but you’re also not ready.”
- “This is your last warning before I flirt back worse.”
- “Don’t tempt me—I’m already halfway there.”
- “That was cute. Try again but make it dirtier.”
- “Now kiss me. In your imagination. For now.”
- “You talk spicy. I react spicy. That’s how it goes.”
- “I hope you’re not shy. I get very curious.”
- “You’re getting dangerously close to making me want you.”
When You Want to Turn It All the Way Up
- “I want to know what your hands feel like. Not just your words.”
- “You’ve officially been promoted to the top of my list.”
- “If we were in the same room, I’d already be on your lap.”
- “You sound good in texts. I bet you sound better moaning.”
- “I don’t flirt for fun. I flirt for results.”
- “You make me want to bite my lip and break rules.”
- “You say one more hot thing and I’m locking the door.”
- “You’re trouble. Lucky for you, I’m bored and flammable.”
- “Why are you so good at turning me on with just a sentence?”
- “You have two options. Keep teasing… or come over.”
Bonus Comebacks That Hit Every Time
- “You talk dirty. I get dirty. Simple math.”
- “This is fun. Let’s see how far you’re willing to go.”
- “You started this. Don’t expect me to play nice.”
- “Careful. I don’t blush—I bite.”
- “I flirt dangerously. Just warning you.”
- “You look like a full-course meal. I’m starving.”
- “You keep talking like that, and I’ll stop pretending to behave.”
- “Your flirting needs a warning label. Too hot to handle.”
- “You’re fun. Keep going. I’m almost convinced.”
- “Flirting with me is a slippery slope… and you’re already falling.”
Flirty Tip of the Day:
If he flirts first, that means you set the tone. Keep it playful. Keep it spicy. And most importantly—stay in control while having all the fun.
Want him hooked? Hit send… then walk away like a queen.
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